itte/ramenkan/misc.yml

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rollcall:
"一、二、三、らーめん缶!
Hello, I am a ramen vending machine. Please type a code for service:
!help !ramen !vramen !rklink !rkselfie !rktoot !rkvtoot
- Support: +81 012-700-1MIO どうぞめしあがれ。"
water:
- "\x01ACTION happily pours the hot liquid into a bowl of noodles
and offers it to {{ nick }}\x01"
- "Cheers! 自o^_^ "
- "Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^ )"
- "Thanks. Some people say I have a CRABby tempeRAMENt.
I wonder why. ´-` "
- "Q. What do you call noodles made from the core of a tree?
A. DuRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`)┌"
- "Q. What do you call noodles eaten on bulletin boards?
A. FoRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`)┌"
- "Q. What kind of noodles can be found at TV stations?
A. CameRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`)┌"
botsnack:
- "CHIKIN RAAAAAMEN━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!"
- "Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽` )/"
toot:
success: "Now shared with Mastodon! ()"
error: "Hyuuuuu! Sorry, I can't seem to toot right now. Ask me again later."