Down at an English {{place}}, one evening {{person name}} was there
When I heard a {{occupation}} {{verb -ing}} underneath the flair

I've got a lovely bunch of {{noun plural}}
There they are, all {{verb -ing}} in a row
{{adjective}} ones, {{adjective}} ones, some as {{adjective}} as your head
Give 'em a twist, a {{noun}} of the wrist
That's what the {{occupation}} said
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(Adapted from I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts - Danny Kaye)