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+#!/usr/bin/guile
+!#
+
+(use-modules (ice-9 rdelim)
+             (ice-9 textual-ports)
+             (ice-9 format))
+
+(define +channel+ "#bots")
+
+(define (scdr lst)
+  "Safe CDR which will return the empty list if it is passed the empty list instead of throwing an error."
+  (if (null? lst)
+      lst
+      (cdr lst)))
+
+(define (slist-ref lst index)
+  "Safe list-ref, see scdr"
+  (if (< (length lst) (+ index 1))
+      '()
+      (list-ref lst index)))
+
+(define (slist-tail lst index)
+  "Safe list-tail, see scdr"
+  (if (< (length lst) (+ index 1))
+      '()
+      (list-tail lst index)))
+
+(define (string-tail str index)
+  "List-tail for strings."
+  (list->string (list-tail (string->list str) index)))
+
+(define (intersperse sep lst)
+  "Returns a new list with sep between each element of lst."
+  (cond
+   ((or (null? lst)
+        (null? (cdr lst))) lst)
+   (else (cons (car lst)
+               (cons sep
+                     (intersperse sep (cdr lst)))))))
+
+(define (make-connection host port)
+  "Connect to irc server on host:port, returns a socket for reading and writing."
+  (let* ((sock (socket PF_INET SOCK_STREAM 0))
+         (con (connect sock
+                       AF_INET
+                       (car (vector-ref (gethost host) 4))
+                       port)))
+    sock))
+
+(define (pong stream)
+  (format stream "PONG :anna\r\n"))
+
+(define (send-nick stream)
+  (format stream "NICK anna\r\n"))
+
+(define (send-user stream)
+  (format stream "USER anna 0.0.0.0 anna :Anna\r\n"))
+
+(define (join-channel stream)
+  (format stream "JOIN ~a\r\n" +channel+))
+
+(define (send-message stream chn msg)
+  (format stream "PRIVMSG ~a :~a\r\n" chn msg))
+
+(define (send-action stream chn action)
+  (format stream "PRIVMSG ~a :\x01ACTION ~a\x01\r\n" chn action))
+
+(define (main-loop stream)
+  (let* ((inl (read-line stream))
+         (data (string-tokenize inl)))
+    ;; debug print
+    (format #t "~s~%" data)
+    (cond
+     ((equal? (car data) "PING")
+      (pong stream))
+     ((equal? ":.hello" (slist-ref data 3))
+      (send-message stream +channel+ "hello, world"))
+     ((equal? ":.eval" (slist-ref data 3))
+      (let* ((expr (string-concatenate (intersperse " " (cdr (member ":eval" data))))))
+        (send-message stream +channel+ (eval (read (open-input-string expr))
+                                             (interaction-environment)))))
+     ((and (= 7 (length data))
+           (equal? (list-tail data 4) '("ACTION" "shoots" "anna")))
+      (send-action stream +channel+ "dies")
+      (close-port stream)
+      (exit)))
+    (main-loop stream)))
+
+(let* ((io (make-connection "127.0.0.1" 6667)))
+  (send-nick io)
+  (send-user io)
+  (join-channel io)
+
+  (main-loop io))