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32 lines
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title: giraffes
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subtitle: a long necked hoax?
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date: 2022-02-01
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updated: 2022-02-20
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toc-title: Contents
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## Intro
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**Edit**: It has been brought to my attention that giraffes are actually real. I am willing to admit my mistakes, and stand corrected. You have to admit that they are *unlikely* though.
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I mean, have you ever even seen a giraffe?
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they look like aliens.
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## Too tall
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long legs
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## Too long
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all that neck, and still only 7 neckbones. same as a field mouse, same as any other mammal. what you trying to prove?
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## Black tongue
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maybe try washing that thing
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## horns?
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what you even got horns for dude?
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