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| title | subtitle | date | updated | toc-title |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| giraffes | a long necked hoax? | 2022-02-01 | 2022-02-20 | Contents |
Intro
Edit: It has been brought to my attention that giraffes are actually real. I am willing to admit my mistakes, and stand corrected. You have to admit that they are unlikely though.
I mean, have you ever even seen a giraffe?
they look like aliens.
Too tall
long legs
Too long
all that neck, and still only 7 neckbones. same as a field mouse, same as any other mammal. what you trying to prove?
Black tongue
maybe try washing that thing
horns?
what you even got horns for dude?