protoadandsuperbowl/00010.md

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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
choices. the first one walked in with two 
beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
second one started spraying everybody with 
holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? 

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He chose the blesser of two weevils