protoadandsuperbowl/00011.md

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So I was down by the capitol and I
noticed some kind of protest was
happening. I saw a couple people
wearing US flags and thought to myself,
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous
right-wing fundamentalist bastards.
Which, you know, is always the first
thing you think when you see somebody
wearing the US flag. But then I saw
somebody holding a "My Body My Choice"
sign and thought, aw, it must be some
pro-choicers! And I decided to get a
little closer to check it out.
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I got close enough to see a bunch of
the other signs and they were all like,
"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I
knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch
of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist
bastards! I said "ew" again and turned
around and ran away.
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