protoadandsuperbowl/00010.md

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a guy was looking for a priest to
officiate his wedding and narrowed it
down to his final two choices. the
first one walked in with two beetles
and started praying over the bugs. the
second one started spraying everybody
with holy water from a water gun. Know
who he chose?
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He chose the blesser of two weevils
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