protoadandsuperbowl/00011.md

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So I was down by the capitol and I 
noticed some kind of protest was 
happening. I saw a couple people 
wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous 
right-wing fundamentalist bastards. 
Which, you know, is always the first 
thing you think when you see somebody 
wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" 
sign and thought, aw, it must be some 
pro-choicers! And I decided to get a 
little closer to check it out.

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I got close enough to see a bunch of 
the other signs and they were all like, 
"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I 
knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch 
of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist 
bastards! I said "ew" again and turned 
around and ran away.