protoadandsuperbowl/00010.md

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a guy was looking for a priest to 
officiate his wedding and narrowed it 
down to his final two choices. the 
first one walked in with two beetles 
and started praying over the bugs. the 
second one started spraying everybody 
with holy water from a water gun. Know 
who he chose?

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He chose the blesser of two weevils