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So I picked up a book in the middle of 
this epic fantasy series. It's by this 
author who I heard does really good 
sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into 
that. Anyway the story opens on a 
tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his 
line, subject to disfigurement because 
of the family curse and whatnot. But, 
get this, it totally takes place in Old 
Germany during the rise of the Nazi 
party!
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I was so disoriented that I looked it 
up, and there will eventually be a 
classic fantasy storyline that 
interweaves with the modern nazi 
storyline.
Which means eventually the hero is 
literally going ride a dragon to 
Hitler's bunker and punch him in the 
face and if there's one thing this 
world needs more of, it's mother 
fucking dragons beating the shit out of 
nazis.