Add ramen handler

itte.py

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 import socket
 import yaml
+from random import randint
 from sys import exit
 from time import sleep
 
@@ -14,6 +15,9 @@ class Util:
         fh.close()
         return data
 
+    def rand(self, lst):
+        """Return a random item from a given list."""
+        return lst[randint(0, len(lst)-1)]
 
 class IRC:
     """Methods for basic IRC communication."""
@@ -52,7 +56,7 @@ class IRC:
             self.sock = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
             self.sock.connect(server)
         except ConnectionError as err:
-            exit("[debug] " + str(err))   
+            exit("[debug] " + str(err))
         self.send("USER", bot_nick + " " + bot_nick + " " + \
             bot_nick + " " + bot_nick)
         self.send("NICK", bot_nick)
@@ -64,7 +68,7 @@ class IRC:
         # Currently only one server per app instance is supported, so
         # disconnect also exits the app
         exit("Shutting down ...")
-    
+
     def keepalive(self, line):
         """Stay connected to a server by responding to server pings."""
         if "PING" in line:
@@ -77,7 +81,7 @@ class IRC:
                 self.send("JOIN", c)
 
     def send(self, command, text, *args, **kwargs):
-        """Send messages given the IRC command and text. Optionally specify a 
+        """Send messages given the IRC command and text. Optionally specify a
         message recipient with `recvr=user`."""
         recvr = kwargs.get("recvr", "")
         if recvr != "":

ramenkan.py

@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-import yaml
 from random import randint
 
 from itte import IRC, Util
@@ -11,7 +10,9 @@ class Ramen:
         """Instantiate an IRC object and attach the listeners."""
         # Load yaml sources used by request handlers
         self.util = Util()
+        self.rand = self.util.rand
         self.links = self.util.yml("ramenkan/links.yml")
+        self.dishes = self.util.yml("ramenkan/dishes.yml")
         # Init irc object
         self.irc = IRC()
         self.cfg = self.irc.config("ramenkan/config.sample.yml")
@@ -25,6 +26,8 @@ class Ramen:
         self.irc.listen(cxt, "help", self.rollcall)
         self.irc.listen(cxt, "water " + self.cfg["bot_nick"], self.water)
         self.irc.listen(cxt, "botsnack " + self.cfg["bot_nick"], self.botsnack)
+        self.irc.listen(cxt, "ramen", self.ramen)
+        self.irc.listen(cxt, "rk", self.ramen)
         self.irc.listen(cxt, "rklink", self.link)
 
     def quit(self, cxt):
@@ -36,7 +39,7 @@ class Ramen:
             "一、二、三、らーめん缶！ "
             "Hello, I am a ramen vending machine. "
             "Please type a code for service: "
-            "!help !rklink - "
+            "!help !ramen !rklink - "
             "Support: +81 012-700-1MIO  どうぞめしあがれ。"
             )
         self.irc.reply(cxt, resp)
@@ -45,18 +48,77 @@ class Ramen:
         resp = [
             ("\x01ACTION happily pours the hot liquid into a bowl of noodles "
             "and offers it to ") + cxt["msg"]["nick"] + "\x01",
-            "（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ）Cheers!",
-            "Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^)"
+            "Cheers! 自o（^_^  ）",
+            "Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^ )",
+            ("Thanks. Some people say I have a CRABby tempeRAMENt. "
+             "I wonder why. （´-` ）"), 
+            ("Q. What do you call noodles made from the core of a tree? "
+             "A. DuRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"),
+            ("Q. What do you call noodles eaten on bulletin boards? "
+             "A. FoRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"),
+            ("Q. What kind of noodles can be found at TV stations? "
+             "A. CameRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌")
             ]
-        self.irc.reply(cxt, resp[randint(0, len(resp)-1)])
+        self.irc.reply(cxt, self.rand(resp))
 
     def botsnack(self, cxt):
-        self.irc.reply(cxt, "Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽`)/")
+        resp = [
+            "CHIKIN RAAAAAMEN━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!",
+            "Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽` )/"
+            ]
+        self.irc.reply(cxt, self.rand(resp))
+
+    def make_ramen_combo(self):
+        dish = self.dishes
+        combo = "ramen in "
+        # Noodle type and broth richness
+        if randint(0, 1):
+            combo = self.rand(dish["noodle-shape"]) + ", " + \
+                self.rand(dish["noodle-broth-type"]) + " "
+        combo = combo.capitalize()
+        # Broth type
+        combo += self.rand(dish["broth"] + dish["broth-veggie"]) + " broth"
+        # Topping
+        n_top = randint(2, 4)
+        for n in range(2, n_top+1):
+            if n == 2:
+                prev_top = self.rand(dish["topping"] + dish["meat"]) 
+                combo += " with " + prev_top
+            else:
+                if n > 2 and n < n_top:
+                    combo += ", "
+                else:
+                    combo += " and "
+                next_top = self.rand(dish["topping"] + dish["meat"])
+                # Check for duplicate
+                if next_top == prev_top:
+                    next_top = self.rand(dish["topping"]) 
+                combo += next_top
+                prev_top = next_top
+        # Condiment and side dish
+        if randint(0, 1):
+            combo += ", garnished with " + self.rand(dish["condiment"]) + "."
+        else:
+            combo += "."
+        if randint(0, 1):
+            combo += " Served with " + self.rand(dish["tapa"] + \
+                dish["tapa-veggie"]) + "."
+        return combo
+
+    def ramen(self, cxt):
+        roll = randint(1, 100)
+        # 1% possibility of regional preset
+        if roll == 100:
+            resp = (self.rand(self.dishes["set"] + \
+                self.dishes["set-veggie"]) + ".").capitalize()
+        else:
+            resp = self.make_ramen_combo()
+        self.irc.reply(cxt, resp)
 
     def link(self, cxt):
-        rand = randint(0, len(self.links)-1)
-        self.irc.reply(cxt, self.links[rand]["title"] + " " + \
-            self.links[rand]["link"])
+        index = randint(0, len(self.links)-1)
+        self.irc.reply(cxt, self.links[index]["title"] + " " + \
+            self.links[index]["link"])
 
 
 app = Ramen()

ramenkan/dishes.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,131 @@
+broth:
+  - Kobe beef bone
+  - pork bone
+  - chicken and pork bone
+  - niboshi and pork bone               # dried little sardines
+  - seafood, chicken and pork bone
+  - chicken, pork bone, tuna and kelp
+  - pork bone and soy sauce
+  - fish
+  - gyokai
+  - roasted tuna
+
+broth-veggie:
+  - miso
+  - spicy miso
+  - soy sauce
+  - grilled soy sauce and Rishiri kelp
+  - salt
+  - salt and soy sauce
+
+noodle-broth-type:
+  - thick noodles in rich
+  - medium-thick noodles in mild
+  - thin noodles in light
+
+noodle-shape:
+  - curly
+  - flat
+  - straight
+
+condiment:
+  - butter
+  - chili oil
+  - rayu                               # Japanese chili oil
+  - chili pepper
+  - chili sauce
+  - sesame oil
+  - Japanese curry
+  - dashi                              # fish and seaweed stock
+  - white pepper
+  - black pepper
+  - ponzu                              # citrus sauce
+  - shichimi                           # spice blend
+
+topping:
+  - bean sprouts
+  - chili flakes
+  - sweet corn
+  - grated garlic
+  - roasted garlic chips
+  - beni shoga                         # pickled ginger
+  - bamboo shoots
+  - menma                              # fermented bamboo shoots
+  - dried mushrooms
+  - shiitake mushrooms
+  - kikurage                           # wood ear
+  - karashi takana                     # spicy pickled mustard greens
+  - negi                               # Welsh onion
+  - white onions
+  - spring onions
+  - sichuan peppers
+  - nori
+  - wakame
+  - sauerkraut
+  - sesame seeds
+  - scallions
+  - boiled spinach
+
+meat:
+  - a seasoned boiled egg
+  - raw eggs
+  - Kobe beef fillet
+  - Kobe beef sirloin
+  - wagyu
+  - teppanyaki beef
+  - beef shank
+  - chicken breast
+  - teppanyaki chicken
+  - crab
+  - crispy duck
+  - filet mignon
+  - kamaboko                            # fish paste/surimi
+  - narutomaki                          # fish paste with swirling pattern
+  - kakuni                              # cubed braised pork
+  - barbecued pork                      # chashu
+  - pork confit
+  - pork cutlet
+  - pork belly
+  - pork shoulder
+  - shrimp
+  - sea urchin
+  - scallops
+  - squid
+
+tapa:
+  - gyoza                               # dumplings (fried)
+  - karaage                             # fried chicken 
+  - tako wasabi                         # marinated octopus
+  - takoyaki                            # octopus balls
+  - corn and shrimp salad
+  - crab salad
+  - enoki rolls
+
+tapa-veggie:
+  - edamame tossed in sea salt          # boiled/steamed soyabeans
+  - tofu nuggets
+  - pickled daikon
+  - cucumber salad
+  - seaweed salad                       # wakame, sesame seeds, mirin
+
+set:
+  - Korean kimchi ramyeon with tteok
+  - Vancouver beer ramen (cold bonito broth ramen with egg whites)
+  - Hakata tonkotsu ramen with pickled mustard greens
+  - Hakodate shio ramen with kelp, crab, shrimp, sea urchin and scallops
+  - Hakodate shrimp ramen with a hard-boiled egg and white onions
+  - Kagoshima tonkotsu ramen with chashu, dried sardines, kelp and scallions
+  - Kitakata niboshi-tonkotsu ramen with chashu, naruto and spring onions
+  - Kumamoto tonkotsu ramen with chashu, raw eggs, scallions and garlic chips
+  - Muroran curry ramen with chashu, wakame and bean sprouts
+  - Osaka Kobe beef sirloin ramen with a soft-boiled egg and arugula
+  - Sapporo miso ramen with scallops, sweet corn and bean sprouts
+  - Tokyo ramen in chicken broth with pork, menma, a boiled egg and nori
+  - Wakayama shoyu-tonkotsu ramen with pork slices, naruto and scallions
+  - Yokohama ramen with chashu, spinach, a soft-boiled egg and negi
+
+set-veggie:
+  - miso ramen with vegetable broth, cabbage and bean sprouts
+  - ramen with shiitake mushrooms, kombu and sesame oil
+  - ramen with soyabean pork slices, kikurage, bamboo shoots and scallions
+  - barley miso ramen with roasted vegetables

ramenkan/links.yml

@@ -1,9 +1,18 @@
+- title: Ramen, Soul Food Staple
+  link: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/food/articles/51.html
 - title: Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum, Yokohama
   link: http://www.raumen.co.jp/english/
 - title: Ramen Street, Tokyo
   link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen_street
 - title: Sapporo Ramen Republic
   link: http://www.sapporo-esta.jp/ramen
+- title: Ramen DB, a directory of ramen shops in Japan
+  link: https://ramendb.supleks.jp/
+- title: Ramen Adventures, a ramen shop review blog
+  link: http://www.ramenadventures.com/
+# Recipes
+- title: 15 Fantastic Ramen Recipes
+  link: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/food/articles/131.html
 # Instant noodles
 - title: Momofuku Ando, inventor of instant ramen (1958)
   link: https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/about/founder/
@@ -13,7 +22,11 @@
   link: https://instantnoodles.org/en/activities/support.html
 - title: Samyang, the first Korean instant ramen (1963)
   link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samyang_ramen
+- title: The Ramen Rater, an instant ramen blog
+  link: https://www.theramenrater.com/
 # Ramen in pop culture
+- title: Ramen Manga, comic strips in Japanese about ramen
+  link: https://www.ramenbank.com/manga/
 - title: Flower Boy Ramen Shop, romantic comedy drama (2011)
   link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Boy_Ramen_Shop
 - title: The Ramen Girl, romantic comedy film (2008)
@@ -26,3 +39,30 @@
   link: https://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/Ramen_So_Good,_It%27s_to_Die_For
 - title: Ramen Teh, film (2018)
   link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen_Teh
+- title: Ramen yori taisetsuna mono, documentary (2013)
+  link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2945642/
+# Videos
+- title: What Owning a Ramen Restaurant in Japan is Like
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmIwxqdwgrI
+- title: Begin Japanology - Ramen
+  title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RosUc9UVuos
+- title: Japanology Plus - Ramen
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Jzt04QY7A
+- title: In Search of the Perfect Bowl of Ramen
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhiFtP9qVYc
+- title: Rahaku TV (The Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum Youtube Channel)
+  link: http://www.youtube.com/rahakutv
+- title: The History of Ramen Yamagoya
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBwKbT5QSQ
+- title: Ramen Daruma
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkhDYTR789w
+- title: The God of Ramen, trailer (2013)
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtwunTGnnR4
+- title: Ramen Heads, trailer (2017)
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61b5R_S4TM
+- title: Ramenomania - Noodles, Asia's Second Obsession
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfW89yAoTNs
+- title: Noodle Me
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9jLJRZ6gnc
+- title: Visio Documentary - Fat Ramen
+  link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o78fy4rJFCw