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<h1 class="title">BASEMENT QUEST</h1>
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<li><a href="#about" id="toc-about">About</a></li>
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<li><a href="#characters" id="toc-characters">Characters</a>
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<li><a href="#corraidhín" id="toc-corraidhín">Corraidhín</a></li>
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<li><a href="#glarg" id="toc-glarg">Glarg</a></li>
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<li><a href="#inky" id="toc-inky">Inky</a></li>
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<li><a href="#jarrod" id="toc-jarrod">Jarrod</a></li>
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<li><a href="#sneaky-willows" id="toc-sneaky-willows">Sneaky
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Willows</a></li>
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<li><a href="#tea-filler" id="toc-tea-filler">Tea Filler</a></li>
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<li><a href="#meta" id="toc-meta">Meta</a>
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<li><a href="#policies" id="toc-policies">Policies</a></li>
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<li><a href="#mechanics" id="toc-mechanics">Mechanics</a></li>
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<li><a href="#epistolary" id="toc-epistolary">Epistolary</a>
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<li><a href="#section" id="toc-section">00001</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-1" id="toc-section-1">00002</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-2" id="toc-section-2">00003</a></li>
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<li><a href="#meta-1" id="toc-meta-1">META</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-3" id="toc-section-3">00004</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-4" id="toc-section-4">00005</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-5" id="toc-section-5">00006</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-6" id="toc-section-6">00007</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-7" id="toc-section-7">00008</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-8" id="toc-section-8">00009</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-9" id="toc-section-9">00010</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-10" id="toc-section-10">00011</a></li>
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<li><a href="#section-11" id="toc-section-11">00012</a></li>
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<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
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<h2 id="about">About</h2>
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<p>This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over
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email.</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00004.html">www
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thread</a></p>
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<p>You’ll probably be most interested in <a href="#epistolary">jumping
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straight to the story</a></p>
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<p>If you’re not on the mailing list and want to keep up with the story,
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you can <a href="https://tilde.town/~dozens/quest/rss.xml">subscribe to
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the rss feed</a>.</p>
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<h2 id="characters">Characters</h2>
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<h3 id="corraidhín">Corraidhín</h3>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<p>Bio</p>
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<p>They call me Corraidhín, and while my wisened age may seem an
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impediment to our expedition I assure you I make up for it with my sharp
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wit and intellect! By trade I am a scholar, master of the histories of
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this realm, and a dabbler in the arcane and mystic arts.</p>
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<p>I believe my skills naturally lend themselves to this expedition. I’m
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certain you’ll need someone to elucidate upon the history of these
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artifacts, and should trouble come our way I’m ready at hand with spells
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a plenty. I’m not the best with a sword, but can hold my own with a bow
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staff, but it may be best to leave the fighting up to you younguns. If
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we encounter arcane ruins or cryptic texts you’ll find my skills just as
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useful as the finest blade in battle.</p>
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<p>I think with my share of the reward I’ll buy more books. Lots and
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lots of books, a whole library of books! And then I’ll start a library,
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yes that sounds delightful. And maybe one of those books will have some
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information on ridding me of that accursed demon, but that’s another
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story entirely.</p>
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<li>Player: sinatra</li>
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<li>XP: 0</li>
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
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<h3 id="glarg">Glarg</h3>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<p>Bio</p>
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<p>I am Glarg, an earth elemental who was conjured by a wizard who was
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immediately beheaded after summoning me. By some freak accident I was
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not sent back home to the earth elemental plane when the spell should
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have ended. While I have learned the common tonge in my time on this
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plane, I have not developed the ability to speak it, because I have no
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mouth. I’m a very gentle soul who is misunderstood because of my hard,
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cold exterior.</p>
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<p>I’m pretty durable and good with rocks.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>With my share of the money, I plan to hire a mage to send me home, or
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turn everyone else into earth elementals.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</details>
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<ul>
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<li>Player: kindrobot</li>
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<li>XP: 0</li>
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
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<h3 id="inky">Inky</h3>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<p>Bio</p>
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</summary>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Inkulos Iridis greets you merrily! Some call me Inky the Tiny because
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of my slight size (perfectly average for imps, I assure you!) and a
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fondness for ink.</p>
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<p>I may be small and nowhere as battle-hardened as knights in shining
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armour, but I can skip out of a monster’s grasp before you can say
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“scram!”, slip through the cracks (often unseen), scout for useful
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items, and brew all kinds of ink with special effects for discerning
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drinkers.</p>
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<p>What do you plan to do with your cut of the money? Buy lots of ink
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ingredients, of course! With the money, the very first ink patio with
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the best paper nibbles will be opening to serve all from far and wide
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very soon!</p>
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</details>
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<ul>
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<li>Player: mio</li>
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<li>XP: 0</li>
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2022-08-22 17:41:02 +00:00
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1, Persuasive 2</li>
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</ul>
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<h3 id="jarrod">Jarrod</h3>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<p>Bio</p>
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</summary>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>A broad-chested, olive skinned human finishes a pint of ale with a
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long swig. He greets the group with a merry-looking smile, though it
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doesn’t seem to touch his eyes. He seems a touch distracted, as if
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something else is on his mind. A feeling of lingering sadness touches
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his aura.</p>
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<p>“Greetings, my friends! My name is Jarrod. And this here …” he taps a
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heavy warhammer leaning against the back of his chair “… is Gertrude.
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When it comes to danger, consider us your shield. I will blunt what
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dangers may come from ahead and protect those who shelter behind. I’m
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more than good in a fight, specializing in up-close battles and …” he
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gives a small smirk “… alternative forms of negotiations.”</p>
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<p>He leans over and places his elbows on the table, tenting his fingers
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and leaning in with his chin touching them as he continues. A thin
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leather cord adorned with small charms carved from bone is draped around
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his left wrist.</p>
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<p>“Other than that, I’m willing to take on cooking chores and spin the
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occasional tale around a campfire. My cut of the money goes towards
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opening my own tavern when I retire.”</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</details>
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<ul>
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<li>Player: marc</li>
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<li>XP: 0</li>
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
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</ul>
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<h3 id="sneaky-willows">Sneaky Willows</h3>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<p>Bio</p>
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</summary>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>I’m “Sneaky” Willows (nobody knows my actual name), an elvish
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pickpocket with a love for sneakin’, stabbin’ and music playin’! Some
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people say I’m no good at music playin’, but then I go sneakin’ and
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stabbin’ em!</p>
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<p>On this team I think I’m gonna be good at sneakin’ up to those
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crystals and grabbin’ em right from under the guard’s noses!</p>
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<p>With my money I’m plannin’ to hire a bard to teach me more music, so
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I can really impress people with my playin’ and maybe not even have to
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stab them!</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</details>
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<ul>
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<li>Player: nico</li>
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<li>XP: 0</li>
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
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</ul>
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<h3 id="tea-filler">Tea Filler</h3>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<p>Bio</p>
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</summary>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Who: Teefoon Filler of the Bucket, Knight of the 3rd order of
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Balmarlovemeer, Crester of the Golden-Fringed Ridge and 2nd to the
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Keeper of the Grimoire Glorious. You may call me “Tea.” (Tea is,
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notably, a giant. ~11ft tall).</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<p>What: Retired Cleric turned Archeologist.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Cash: A sturdy wagon and 5 head of oxen to pull it. I wish to travel
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further than my legs can take me.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</details>
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<ul>
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<li>Player: eli</li>
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<li>XP: 0</li>
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="meta">Meta</h2>
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<p>Welcome to Basement Quest!</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>We’re gonna play this by ear, and cross each bridge only when we get
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to it.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h3 id="policies">Policies</h3>
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<ul>
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<li><p>Safety: Practice safe roleplaying.</p></li>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<li><p>Cadence: I’ll move the story along roughly once a week. Hopefully
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that gives everybody time to post something and participate.</p></li>
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<li><p>Inclusion over realism: If you disappear for a while and then
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come back, your character will immediately reappear as though they’ve
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been there the whole time. Come and go as you please. Open door
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policy!</p></li>
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<li><p>Linearity: Respond only to the most recent email in the thread.
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(We might play around with time later, but for now, let’s keep it
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simple.)</p></li>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</ul>
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<h3 id="mechanics">Mechanics</h3>
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2022-07-27 02:41:08 +00:00
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<p>Shoes in the Dark:</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a href="https://dozens.itch.io/shoes-in-the-dark"
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class="uri">https://dozens.itch.io/shoes-in-the-dark</a></p>
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<p>To do something, say that you do it, and then it probably
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happens!</p>
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<p>If there is a risk, or chance of failure, we’ll roll dice to
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determine the outcome. We’ll use a variation of “Roll for Shoes” because
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it’s probably the most simple system there is. Everybody will start out
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pretty even skills wise. But you will eventually get really good at
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really specific things.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<p>Everybody starts with one skill: <em>Do anything 1</em></p>
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<p>So to attempt to <em>do anything</em>, roll 1d6.</p>
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<ul>
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<li>1 - 3: Things go poorly. Gain 1 xp.</li>
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<li>4 - 5: Partial success / success at cost</li>
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<li>6: Great success!</li>
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</ul>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>If you roll all sixes, you gain a new +1 skill which must be a subset
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of the skill you just used.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<p>Example:</p>
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<blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Player: I kick down the door. I’ll roll Do Anything (1) aaaand,
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that’s a six!”</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<p>Referee: You now have “Kicking Down Doors 2”</p>
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<p>Later….</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Player: I bust down the door with a flying kick! I’ll roll Kicking
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Down Doors 2 aaaand, two sixes!</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<p>Referee: You now have “Doorbane 3”</p>
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<p>Player: Siiiick, doors fear me.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>Every time you fail a roll, you gain 1 xp.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>You can spend xp to turn any die into a six for the purpose of
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advancement.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h2 id="epistolary">Epistolary</h2>
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<p>These are all the letters I send to the email list.</p>
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<p>You can subscribe to these updates with the rss feed.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a href="https://tilde.town/~dozens/quest/rss.xml"
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class="uri">https://tilde.town/~dozens/quest/rss.xml</a></p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h3 id="section">00001</h3>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>“Congratulations!” The slightly tipsy hobbit grins and salutes you
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with his martini. “On Retrieval Team 43’s inaugural mission! I’m so
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excited for you, I’m sure you’ll do fantastic!”</p>
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<p>You are all seated around a table in the corner at Lucy’s Basement.
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It is dimly lit and fairly noisy. The walls are covered in red velvet
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curtains, and the tablecloths have little gold tassels. A cloud of
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purple smoke from candles, cigars, and pipes hangs in the air. Waiters
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bustle between tables refilling drinks.</p>
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<p>“So to recap, the Benefactor has tasked you with retrieving the five
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fabled Ginnarak Crystals. I, Blavin Blandfoot, will be your case
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manager. You will be paid handsomely for each crystal you retrieve. And
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if you retrieve all 5, you’ll get to meet the Benefactor at be their
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guest at their <em>glorious mansion!</em>”</p>
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<p>“The first crystal has been spotted near a Gnomish dig site in the
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Tammineaux Forest, just east of here.”</p>
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<p>“I recommend getting started right away!” He polishes off his drink
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and squints at his empty glass. “Well, maybe first thing in the morning.
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Waiter!”</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<ul>
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<li>Who are you?</li>
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<li>What role do you think you will fill on the team?</li>
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<li>What do you plan to do with your cut of the money?</li>
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</ul>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00015.html">www</a></p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-1">00002</h3>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Blavin provides you with a multibeast for your excursion. “Courtesy
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of the Benefactor!” You pack it up with food and supplies, and trek into
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the Tammineaux Forest in search of the first Ginnarak Crystal.</p>
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<p>The forest is lush, thick, and green. You have to hack your way
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through the vines and the brush. There are stinging insects, squawking
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birds, and dangerous forest creatures a plenty. It is hot and
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sticky.</p>
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<p>How will you ever find your way through this wilderness to the dig
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site?</p>
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<p>“Shouldn’t be too hard,” you remember Blavin saying back at Lucy’s,
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gesturing carelessly and sloshing a little bit of his fourth drink.
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“They’re gnomes, after all! Just follow the sound of explosions and
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screaming.”</p>
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<p>Sure enough, before long you hear a mechanical droning and some
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blasting up ahead, punctuated now and then by high pitched screams, and
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you guide the multibeast in that direction.</p>
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<p>Suddenly you are ambushed by a troop of blahoblins! Awful looking
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things. Taut rubbery gray skin. Long flat noses stick out way far from
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their faces. And so do their protruding, lipless mouths full of sharp
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pointy teeth. You didn’t hear them over the noise of the shrieking
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parrots and, in the distance, the shrieking gnomes.</p>
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<p>“SHOE SHINE!!” the first one yells. It is wearing a gold ring on each
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finger (minus the three fingers it is missing), two in each ear, and one
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in its nose. It is dragging a vat of black polish nearly as tall as it
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is.</p>
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<p>“SHOE SHINE!!” a second one agrees. It is wearing a nice waistcoat
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with large gaudy buttons, and a nice looking pocket watch on a gold
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chain. It is dragging a comfy looking chair stuffed with bits of fluff
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and leaves and fur.</p>
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<p>A third one screams, “SHOE SHINE SHOE SHINE!” It has several gold
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teeth and carries a huge block of cheese secured to its back with long
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loops of hempen rope.</p>
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<p>The fourth and final one is wearing what looks like freshly painted
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red shoes and is carrying a lit torch. “SHOE SHIIIIINE!” it screams. It
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is wearing a gold medallion on a gold necklace.</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00015.html">www</a></p>
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<h3 id="section-2">00003</h3>
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<p>“SHOE SHINE!” Bellows Tea, with a full bodied laugh!</p>
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<p>With a well practiced move, faster than one would think giant like
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Tea could move, Tea removes an object from their satchel.</p>
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<p>…at first glance it appears to be a flail without a handle, but is
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actually a spare pair of giant boots, held by their laces.</p>
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<p>“These could indeed use a good shining.”</p>
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<p>The boot are spectacularly large, probably a 1/2 size too large, in
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all honest, for even Tea’s feet.</p>
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<p>The boots have gold eyelets.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>Earrings greedily snatches the boots and start washing, drying, and
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polishing them to a shine. Waistcoat eagerly tugs on Tea’s wrist and
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guides him to the comfy chair, which is decidedly too small for his
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bulky frame. Teeth graciously offers him a wedge of cheese.</p>
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<p>Depending on how observant Tea is, he may or may not notice that the
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boots are returned to him with 1 - 3 fewer eyelets.</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Bending down, Inky sniffs the bottles carefully, mumbling, “Creosote,
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shellac, hopweed … ou, wild cherry liquorice.” Then, a little louder to
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one of the blahoblins, though it came out not much more than a squeak,
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“Might I ask from where did you get these?”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>“Shoe Polish! We Make! Roots and ash!” shouts Waistcoat. They seem to
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only have the one volume.</p>
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<p>“Beeswax!” yells Earrings.</p>
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<p>“Resin!” cries Teeth.</p>
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<p>“SHOE SHIIINE!” they all cry in unison.</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00022.html">www</a></p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h3 id="meta-1">META</h3>
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<p>This might be a good time to introduce the game mechanic.</p>
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<p>For the most part, if you say you do something, it just happens.</p>
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<p>But if you want to do something risky, and/or if the outcome is
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uncertain, you can roll a number of six-sided dice.</p>
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<p>I’d like to try using the <em>Shoes in the Dark</em> rules:</p>
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<p>https://dozens.itch.io/shoes-in-the-dark</p>
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<p>Basically, everybody currently has the skill “Do Anything 1”, which
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means if you want to ‘do anything’, you can roll 1 die.</p>
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<p>On a 1 - 3, things go poorly. (And you gain 1 experience point. More
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on that in a bit.)</p>
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<p>On a 4 - 5, you do the thing, but at a cost, or with a complication,
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or it’s just a partial success.</p>
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<p>On a 6, full success!! Yay, you!!</p>
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<p>(When rolling multiple dice, you read the single highest roll.)</p>
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<p>Here’s where stuff gets fun. If you roll all sixes (so, 1 six on a
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1d6 roll, 2 sixes on a 2d6 roll, etc.) then you ‘level up’ and get a new
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skill. The new skill A) is a subset of the skill/action you just
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performed and, B) increases that skill by one.</p>
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<p>e.g. I challenge a mugwump to a pie eating contest and roll Do
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Anything 1. I roll a six, so I win the contest! And also I gain a new
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skill, Belly Of Steel 2.</p>
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<p>Finally, every time you fail a roll (by rolling 1 - 3) you gain 1
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experience point. You can spend 1 experience at any time to turn any one
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die into a six <em>for the purposes of advancement</em>.</p>
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<p>SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN???</p>
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<p>When you interact with the blahoblins, consider whether there is an
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element of risk. If so, roll the appropriate amount of dice (1, in this
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case) and include the result in your description. If it’s a success,
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describe the success. If it’s a partial success or a failure, just
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describe what you do, and I’ll describe the complication, or how things
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get worse.</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00023.html">www</a></p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-3">00004</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>“And jolly good polish too, it looks like,” Inky replies, squinting a
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bit at the ichor being smeared onto the boots in Earrings’ large
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calloused hands. “I hear there be some gnomes hereabouts? A camp? With
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your remarkable service, I bet they’d be coming to you all the time to
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get their boots cleaned.”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>“GNOMES!?” Earrings interrobangs loudly and questioningly. It brings
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its hands to the sides of its face, covering its ear holes, and wags its
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oversized head in dismay, squeezing its tiny eyes shut. In the process,
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it smears polish around its face.</p>
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<p>“Gnomes there!” shouts Waistcoat. Its hands busy polishing, it tosses
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its head, gesturing with its prodigious proboscis in the direction you
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were heading. You continue to hear bangs and booms in the distance every
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once a while.</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Glarg gurgles something to the effect of “gluggurguuuurglaaaachhhh?”
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Its stance is one of surprise as its disposition changes to that of
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inquisition as its head cranes down to look at the blahoblin carrying
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the smelly rock on its back.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Teeth looks questioningly up at Glarg and experimentally gargles back
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up at it. “GURGLE BURBLE GLUG GLUG?” It smiles apologetically (a
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fearsome sight, its protruding jaws full of tiny pointy teeth) and
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shrugs and asks, “Shoe shine?”</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<blockquote>
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<p>It attempts to pick that whole blahoblin up and bring the smelly rock
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to its face for a closer inspection.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>“WAAAAAAH!” Teeth kicks its feet ineffectively and is quite
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helplessly tied to the big smelly rock when Glarg picks it up. The
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smelly rock smells pungent, sharp, earthy, moldy. Definitely could be
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food.</p>
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<p>By this time the blahoblins have polished the shoes of everybody who
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has consented to it, and are packing up. Except for Teeth who is being
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detained by the earth elemental.</p>
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<p>Red Shoes reappears from wherever they have been this whole time with
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a sly smile and rejoins its comrades.</p>
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<p>Your pockets have successfully been picked while you were distracted
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with the shoe shine, but not of anything of particular value.</p>
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<p>What small item(s) will you notice is missing in the hours and days
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to come? How will its absence be a minor inconvenience?</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00031.html">www</a></p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-4">00005</h3>
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<blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>As the blahoblins were packing up, Inky persuades Waistcoat to sell a
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few small bottles of shoe polish, a roughly round piece of broken glass
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and scraps of cheesecloth from the mountain of debris previously on the
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ground. Inky rolls Do Anything 1 and rolls a 4.</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Inky successfully persuades Waistcoat to sell a few baubles and
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trinkets with the first roll of the game!</p>
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<p>They haggle back and forth a little bit, and Inky ends up paying a
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little more than they wanted to, but they get all the stuff they wanted.
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Yay commerce!</p>
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<p>Having concluded business, the blahoblins pack up and disappear into
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the bushes toting their chair, cheese, and vat of polish.</p>
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<p>The sound of mechanical droning and periodic explosions compel you
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forward to the dig site.</p>
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<p>It is easy to find.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>It is a large hole blasted deep into the ground. There are drills,
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and conveyor belts, earth moving machines, and all kinds of gadgets and
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gizmos, the purpose of which is not always readily apparent. And there
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is a zip line that seems to be the only way down to the bottom.</p>
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<p>The site is absolutely teeming with gnomes. Diminutive humanoids with
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bright red noses and long, long ears, and long, nimble fingers. All
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gnomes are compulsive tinkerers and mechanics, and build fantastic
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contraptions. All gnomes are women, and are all highly explosive. Which
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makes their combustion powered machines extremely dangerous, both for
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themselves and for any unfortunate bystanders close enough to get caught
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in the blast.</p>
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<p>A gnome in a white hat comes running up to you. “You there! Hey! Yes,
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you!”</p>
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<p>“Are you the retrieval team? We’ve been expecting you! The whole dig
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is halted because we accidentally blasted into a whole nest of Kobits,
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and they won’t let us get near to keep digging! They keep sabotaging our
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machines when we try!”</p>
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<p>“They also stole the Ginnarak Crystal that we found! That thing could
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have powered such glorious new machines!” She pouts.</p>
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<p>In the background, a gnome who had crawled half way into a coal bin
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in the side of some kind of excavator suddenly scrambles quickly out,
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smoking, and runs around in circles in a panic. Nearby gnomes dive out
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of the way as she erupts in a small ball of fire. The gnomes wait for
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the smoke to clear and then immediately return to working on the
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contraption.</p>
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<p>The foreman continues talking to you as though nothing happened. She
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leads you over to the edge of the hole and points to the bottom.</p>
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<p>“The entrance to their cave is right down there! The zip line is the
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second fastest way down.”</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00035.html">www</a></p>
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2022-07-31 01:40:41 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-5">00006</h3>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Suddenly three anthropomorphic gophers come crashing through the
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trees behind you into the dig site. The first is wearing a sash of many
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pockets. The second is wearing cargo shorts of many pockets. The third
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is wearing a vest of many pockets. Each wears a pair of goggles with
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thick smokey black lenses, and a floppy checkered hat that looks like a
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waffle.</p>
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2022-07-31 01:40:41 +00:00
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<p>They march up to the zip-line.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>“Out of the way, losers!” Sash cries. It grabs the zip-line trolley,
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and immediately dives off the side of the cliff and zooms down into the
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deep, deep hole.</p>
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<p>Vest introduces itself, “Retrieval Team 70 here! We are here to
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recover the Ginnarak Crystal that is reported to be at this location.
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After we collect all five, then it will be <em>us</em> who get to hang
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out in the Benefactor’s hot tub! Not you! Ha!”</p>
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<p>Sash has reached the bottom of the deep, deep hole. Shorts starts
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reeling in the pulley.</p>
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<p>Vest leans in close and peers at you through its foggy lenses. “You
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must be the new Retrieval Team 43. Hmmph. Shame what happened to the
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previous Team 43. Hope you know what you’re doing! Would hate to see you
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end up like them!”</p>
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<p>Shorts grabs the trolley and leaps down into the deep, deep hole. It
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sails all the way down, and joins Sash at the bottom.</p>
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<p>“Welp!” Vest concludes with an air of finality. “No hard feelings,
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and all that! After we collect this crystal, we just need four more. And
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then we get to meet the Benefactor! Ha!”</p>
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2022-07-31 01:40:41 +00:00
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<p>It waddles off and starts reeling in the trolley.</p>
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<p>Meanwhile, another gnome explodes behind you.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-07/msg00036.html">www</a></p>
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2022-08-17 18:26:14 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-6">00007</h3>
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<blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Inky peers down at the hole, and after some time, turns to the party.
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“Do you think they’ve cleared most of the gnomes by now, or should we
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wait until they emerge and grab the crystal then?” Gazing at some
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invisible spot farther among the trees, Inky continued, “One of the old
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miners back at the tavern said there used to be a natural maw on the
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southwestern side, but it was blocked when the tunnel caved in many
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years ago. The gnomes don’t waste their efforts on blowing up things
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knowing someone’s already been through them. Chances are there’s only
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one exit, unless this mine is a decoy.”</p>
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2022-08-17 18:26:14 +00:00
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</blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Inky peers down the hole and watches Retrieval Team 70 approach the
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kobit caves.</p>
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<p>The maw on the southwestern side did indeed collapse several seasons
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ago. If you know anything about the industrial and intrepid kobits
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however, it is that they have probably dug several alternative, secret
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entrances since then.</p>
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<p>Just as the gophers reach the cave entrance, a large erge, muscles
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rippling beneath its white feathers, emerges from behind a boulder and
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blocks their way forward.</p>
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<p>It raises the feathery crest on the crown of its head, and fluffs up
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its plumage in a dramatic display. It appears to be arguing with the
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gophers. All three gophers appear to be arguing back.</p>
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<p>The egre gestures angrily at the gophers’ feet, shakes its head, and
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crosses its arms defiantly. The gophers look down at their own feet and
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shuffle about as though embarrassed.</p>
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<p>They all exchange a few more words and then the gophers retreat away
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from the egre and the cave entrance. They huddle together briefly and
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then start slowly climbing the scaffolding back up to the top of the
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hole.</p>
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<p>“Oh yeah,” the foreman remarks absentmindedly. “There’s an egre
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guarding the kobit caves.”</p>
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<p>The egre below preens and struts about proudly having chased off the
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gophers.</p>
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<p>“Stubborn things,” the foreman continues. “Easily provoked to
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violence. Impeccable fashion sense though.”</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-08/msg00003.html">www</a></p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-7">00008</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Inky blinks down at their pinecrab apple leather boots consideringly.
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“Tea’s got the fanciest footgear, but at least we aren’t sporting fetid
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foot fungi like stockings. Maybe we could persuade the egre to let us
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through? It might set us back half a day trying to find any kobit holes
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that aren’t just non-portable potties.”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>You look down at your boots. How serendipitous that you just had them
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shined by the blahoblins! You feel confident in your footwear.</p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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<blockquote>
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<p>Corraidhín: I may have a solution to the Egre problem. I gesture
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grandly, as it so happens I always come prepared for a fashion show.</p>
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<p>With a grand gesture I cast a spell to transform my robes into a
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stunning suit, complete with top hat, monocle, and cane</p>
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<p>I’m certain we can convince the fine fellow to let us pass if we look
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the part. Or better yet, I’m almost certain I can distract him while the
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rest of you sneak past, I’ve been told I can be quite verbose and
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boisterous.</p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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</blockquote>
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<p>Corraidhín successfully conjures up a stunning suit, surely the envy
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of every dandy, fop, and gentleman in the southern continent, if not all
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of Basmentaria!</p>
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<p>A nearby gnome gets flush, starts to fan herself excitedly, and then
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explodes dramatically.</p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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<blockquote>
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<p>“A splendid idea, with an equally splendid outfit to match!” Inky
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exclaimed. “Then, shall we proceed? Master Corraidhín, at your
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signal.”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>You proceed down into the gnome hole.</p>
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<p>Retrieval Team 70 glares at you from behind their smoked glass
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goggles as you zip line past them. They continue their slow, defeated
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climb up the scaffolding. Vest shakes its gopher fist at you and swears,
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“You haven’t seen the last of us, Retrieval Team 43!”</p>
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<p>At the bottom, on solid ground, you approach the entrance to the
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kobit caves.</p>
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<p>Standing guard at the entrance to the kobit tunnels is a massive
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egre, a fearsome bird beast, muscles rippling and bulging beneath its
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beautiful white plumage. It turns its head and regards you with one jet
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black eye and then the other, snapping its sharp beak in the air as it
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tosses its head back and forth.</p>
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<p>It looks you up and down, and its gaze rests on your freshly polished
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shoes. It huffs and grunts, “Your shoes look clean.” It rests its
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scrutinizing gaze on Corraidhín’s garments. “And YOU look FABULOUS!” it
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exclaims as it tosses its head and beats it wings excitedly.</p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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<p>“You may enter.” It graciously steps aside with a flourish.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>The smallest of you can stand upright in the kobit tunnels. The
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largest of you have to crawl.</p>
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<p>Kobits are small, vaguely mammalian, vaguely reptilian bipedal cave
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creatures. They are scaly and furry, and live in tunnels deep in the
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earth. They have huge yellow eyes, and long fine whiskers on their
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snouts and faces, all of which help them find their way around in the
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dark. They also have long, thick, coarse, drooping mustaches. The
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overall effect is that they look like tiny, monstrous, perpetually
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startled cowboys.</p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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<p>You follow the winding tunnel down into the earth.</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>You come around a corner and almost bump right into a kobit. It has
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eyes like saucers and an awe-inspiring mustache. It wears a name tag
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(“Corey”) and carries a clipboard. It blinks at you in surprise and then
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asks, “Who are you? What are you doing in here?” Corey flips through the
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pages on its clipboard. “There are no upsiders scheduled to arrive
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today. I don’t think you’re supposed to be here!” Corey glances around
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nervously with its huge eyes and looks about ready to cry out for
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help.</p>
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2022-08-18 17:47:35 +00:00
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO?</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-08/msg00012.html">www</a></p>
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2022-08-22 17:41:02 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-8">00009</h3>
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<blockquote>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Inky smiles at Corey. “Hullo! We’re the waterworks crew from the
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neaby town, here to check the outhouse tunnels, inspect all the pipes
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and so on. We received reports of a blockage somewhere inside the
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networks. Have the tunnels been flushing well lately?” While speaking,
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Inky flashes a waterworker’s ID briefly at the kobit before pocketing it
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and pulling out a pressure gauge, giving the little handle on one side
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of the device a few cranks, and looking back at Corey expectantly.</p>
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2022-08-22 17:41:02 +00:00
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</blockquote>
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<p>Corey slowly blinks its eyes. “Inspektor?”</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>ASIDE: I rolled for Inky and rolled a six, which according to the
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rules means GREAT SUCCESS, and also Inky gets to Level Up: they gain the
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skill Persuasive 2.</p>
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<p>“Of course! Inspektors! Yes, yes, right this way! A surprise
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inspection, how exciting!”</p>
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<p>Corey continues to chatter excitedly as it leads you further into the
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branching, winding tunnels, pointing out particular bits of stonework
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and engineering, and also baubles and trinkets and fossils and artifacts
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that the kobits uncovered in the process of digging their tunnels.</p>
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<p>Your tour eventually brings you into a large cavern with tunnels
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exactly like the one from which you just entered branching off in all
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directions. It makes you dizzy to think of finding your way through this
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labyrinth without a guide.</p>
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<p>In the middle of the cavern is a deep pool with a fountain. At the
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bottom of the pool, a SWORD is thrust into the ground almost up to its
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hilt. A large jewel set deep in the pommel rolls around like an eye in a
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socket and tracks your movement around cavern. A few bubbles float up to
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the surface of the pool.</p>
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<p>And set into the wall on the far side of the room is a massive stone
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door reinforced with thick iron bands. There is a keypad and a small
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printer on the wall next to it.</p>
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<p>“….and so our tour concludes here in the central atrium!” Corey
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concludes excitedly. “Behind this door is the VAULT, where we keep all
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the valuables. Gemstones, gold, crystals, et cetera.”</p>
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<p>“Top notch security!” Corey exclaims tapping the keypad. The printer
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spits out a square of paper. It reads</p>
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2022-08-22 17:41:02 +00:00
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<pre><code>ed v1.16
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*wq</code></pre>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>“Ha ha!” Corey shakes its head in amazement. “I have no idea how this
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thing works!”</p>
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<p>The eye in the sword watches as Corey clips the small printout to its
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clipboard.</p>
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<p>“Now, I trust you’ll find that everything was in tip-top order! Yes,
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indeed!” Corey wriggles its mustache proudly. “Now if you’ll excuse me,”
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it flips through the pages on its clipboard, “I am late for my next
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appointment. Good day!” Corey turns and walks toward one of the twisty
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little passageways, all alike.</p>
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2022-08-22 17:41:02 +00:00
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO?</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-08/msg00016.html">www</a></p>
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2022-08-28 16:32:58 +00:00
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<h3 id="section-9">00010</h3>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p>Once Corey the Kobit exits the antechamber, you are free to look
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around a little bit.</p>
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<p>The eyesword continues to watch from the bottom of the pool, and the
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Kobit Ed terminal continues to await you by the vault door.</p>
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<p>But also you notice a couple of alcoves along the walls between the
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twisty little passages. Each of them holds a relief sculpture depicting
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one of the three deities of Basmentaria.</p>
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<p>There is Neddas, the wise god of sages and starlight. Androgynous,
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clad in purple robes, depicted with a golden third eye in the middle of
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their forehead. They are shown here stoically bestowing gifts upon the
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inhabitants of Basmentaria.</p>
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<p>And here is Nullar, god of time and tides. A bespectacled male figure
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with a golden third eye on his forehead. He is dressed in a dapper vest
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and bow tie, and is adorned with small cogs and gears. He is depicted
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here looking up at the stars from a mechanical contraption he is working
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on.</p>
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<p>Finally, there is Liandt, goddess of war and flame. A primal,
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elemental deity, she is depicted as a fiery warrior with a golden third
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eye. The relief shows her on the battlefield during the Artifice wars.
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The wars which reduced Ginnarak to the wastes of cinder and ash that
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they are today. The wars which drained Liandt’s divine energies so
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thoroughly that she fell into a deep sleep and has been absent from the
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mortal realms ever since.</p>
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<p>But enough of this lore dump! There is something important
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happening!</p>
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<p>You hear a shuffling and a mumbling approaching from one of the
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twisty little passages.</p>
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<p>You’re already in one of the alcoves studying the relief, so your
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press yourself flat into the recess.</p>
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<p>Three gophers with smoked glass goggles spill out from one of the
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passages. Retrieval team 70! They made it past the egre after all!</p>
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<p>They don’t see you, but head straight to the keypad by the vault.
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They crowd around it and start pressing buttons, arguing and bickering
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with one another.</p>
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<p>The sword at the bottom of the pool seems to roll its eye in
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exasperation.</p>
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2022-08-28 16:32:58 +00:00
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO?</p>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-08/msg00017.html">www</a></p>
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<h3 id="section-10">00011</h3>
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<p>The Retrieval Team 70 gophers are absolutely losing their minds over
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the ed terminal.</p>
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<p>“It just keeps printing a question mark!” Vest sobs.</p>
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<p>“Try pushing escape?” suggests Shorts somewhat panicking.</p>
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<p>“I’ve tried it! It’s not vi! It doesn’t do anything!” Vest moans.
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“Here you try it if you’re so smart!”</p>
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<p>Sash is balled up on the floor crying, having already had a turn at
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the terminal.</p>
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<p>Shorts carefully steps over them and timidly prods at the keypad.</p>
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<p>A throng of beefy guard kobits come charging into the hall, alerted
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by the gopher racket.</p>
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<p>“Here now! You’re not supposed to be in here!”</p>
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<p>One of them trips over Sash, still balled up on the floor, and
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crashes into Shorts’s back, pinning them to wall. They squeal. Another
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guard grabs Vest by the collar, and after a brief scuffle all three
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gophers are escorted out of the hall despite their howls of protest.</p>
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<p>“I had better check on the vault!” exclaims one of the kobits who
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remains behind.</p>
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<p>They bang a few keys on the terminal and it spits out a slip of
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paper.</p>
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<pre><code>ed v1.6
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no match
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<p>There is a mechanical whir deep in the walls, and a click and a gasp
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of air as the door swings inward.</p>
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<p>The kobit slips into the vault and the door swings only partly closed
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behind it.</p>
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<p>The sword in the bottom of the pool pointedly narrows its eye at
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you.</p>
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<p>The gods of Basmentaria observe passively from their reliefs in the
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alcoves around you.</p>
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<p>The door to the vault is ajar, the first of the five legendary
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Ginnarak crystals presumably behind it.</p>
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<p>From one of the twisty little passages, you hear a guard kobit
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approaching, singing a sad cowboy song to itself.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-09/msg00001.html">www</a></p>
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<h3 id="section-11">00012</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Harrumph I say as I billow out my mustache. I know exactly what this
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is, I’ve seen these silly terminals at the wizarding academy.
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Fascinating little babbles really, not that easy to use, and I find
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they’re easier to melt with a well placed fireball or two, but I think I
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can get us past without that. Now I might need someone to cover for me
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if that Kobit catches onto what I’m doing, and I’ll say the weird sword
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is starting to creep me out a bit.</p>
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<p>Corraidhin approaches the terminal, cracks his knuckles, and enters:
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1,$p</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>The printer spits out a piece of paper:</p>
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<pre><code>The door is Locked</code></pre>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Corraidhin stares at the paper. Well, that’s not right, the door’s
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only partially closed. Preposterious thing.</p>
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<p>That’s okay, I know how to fix this.</p>
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<p>19 c there is no door, there never was, and never will be. Also the
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Kobit guard forgot to tie his shoes. . w 1,$p</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>The printer spits out a slip of paper.</p>
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<pre><code>there is no door, there never was, and never will be. Also the Kobit guard forgot to tie his shoes.</code></pre>
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<p>With a soft pop, the thick stone door vanishes.</p>
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<p>The sword at the bottom of the pool widens its eye in surprise.</p>
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<p>Nothing remains between you and the interior of the vault.</p>
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<p>Some light from the hall spills in and glints off what appears to be
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a mound of gold, gems, and crystals. The rest of its contents are hidden
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from view unless you venture inside.</p>
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<p>You can still hear the guard kobit in the passage, now whistling a
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warbling, lamentful tune. It sounds dangerously close. Best get a move
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on if you want to avoid a confrontation.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>While the wisened scholar inspects the vault door, Inky walks a few
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steps from the antechamber to meet the Kobit guard, pressure gauge and
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tiny notebook in hand. Inky proceeds to ask them about water flow sounds
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in the surrounding area, water stains, signs of potential pests that
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could damage the pipes, and other rather boring elements pertaining to
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modern Basmentia burrow plumbing.</p>
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<p>After a while, seeing as they have been conversing for some time,
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Inky pulls out two small bottles of chilled arrowroot beer from a waist
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pouch and offers one to the Kobit guard.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>The big guard kobit’s eyes start to glass over as Inky goes on about
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water pressure and structural integrity.</p>
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<p>But it does graciously accept a bottle arrowroot beer.</p>
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<p>“Well, golly, don’t mind if I do!” It cracks the lid off, toasts to
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your health and takes a long swig.</p>
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<p>“Aaaaaaaah! That hits the spot!”</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Corraidhin absentmindedly inspects the terminal and door while Inky
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converses with the guard. He’s utterly distracted and talking to
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himself.</p>
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<p>By the gods, it’s gone. Just like that! I thought it’d fizzle or
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something, but it’s gone! I wonder what else I can do with this
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thing.</p>
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<p>Corraidhin wanders back to the terminal and enters another
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command.</p>
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<p>19 c The wise and elderly Corraidhin is now a young and dashing
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rogue, with a very nice hat. .</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>The printer spits out a slip of paper:</p>
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<pre><code>?</code></pre>
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<p>Maybe the ed terminal only has jurisdiction over the door to the
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vault.</p>
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<p>Or maybe the machine, the universe, or whatever, is telling you not
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to push your luck.</p>
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<p>By now the big guard kobit, lulled by Inky’s questions and finally
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sedated by the alcohol, is slumped and snoring softly in the mouth of
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one of the twisty little passages.</p>
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<p>You stand before the open vault under the ever watchful gaze of the
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sword at the bottom of the pool of water in the center of the room.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO</p>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
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<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
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<p>
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</p>
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<dl>
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<dt>Blahoblin</dt>
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<dd>
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a little goblinoid with the head of a goblin shark
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</dd>
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<dd>
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<details>
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2022-07-27 02:41:08 +00:00
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<figure>
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<img src="goblin.gif" alt="blahoblin" />
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<figcaption aria-hidden="true">blahoblin</figcaption>
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</figure>
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</details>
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<dl>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<dt>Egre</dt>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<dd>
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Giant muscle bird. Proud, muscly, vain, fashion forward. Beautiful
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plumage.
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</dd>
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<dd>
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<details>
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<figure>
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<img src="egre.png" alt="egre" />
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<figcaption aria-hidden="true">egre</figcaption>
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</figure>
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</details>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</dd>
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2022-07-27 02:41:08 +00:00
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</dl>
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<dl>
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<dt>Gnome</dt>
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<dd>
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Tiny tinkerers. Highly combustible. Very explosive. Like making
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contraptions powered by steam and/or coal
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</dd>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<dd>
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All gnomes are women. All gnomes are engineers. They have bright red
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noses, and very long ears. And long nimble fingers.
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</dd>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<dd>
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<details>
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2022-08-03 14:54:13 +00:00
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<figure>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<img src="gnome.gif" alt="gnome" />
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<figcaption aria-hidden="true">gnome</figcaption>
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2022-08-03 14:54:13 +00:00
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</figure>
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</details>
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</dd>
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2022-07-27 02:41:08 +00:00
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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<dt>Kobit</dt>
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2022-09-09 19:38:43 +00:00
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<dd>
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literally “tunnel host”
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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</dd>
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<dd>
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Subterranean scaly ratdog creatures. Big luminous eyes, long droopy
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mustaches.
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2022-07-26 22:08:23 +00:00
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