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```
```tcl
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(>vv<) " "
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ya see, some people go real fast
and other people they go real slow
yeah that's it doncha know
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
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\
yeah that's the real root cause of most
workplace conflict
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```
```tcl
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(>vv<) " "
\
...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
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(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
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To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
ENGINEERING it!
```
```tcl

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```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
\
So did you watch the Super Bowl?
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
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(>vv<) " "
\
Yeah, me neither.
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```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
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television advertisements during the
AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
Budweiser beer?
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
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\
Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
PROTO AD!
```
```tcl

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```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
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\
Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
@ -26,4 +26,4 @@ All I want is like a small cute remote
information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
listen to the birds and stuff.
```
```tcl

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```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
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speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
little more than a cheap laptop.
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
them there are as many small STREAMS and
countercultures as there are individual
people.
```
```tcl

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```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
process, or if there was anything good about it
all.
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
@ -34,4 +34,4 @@ So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
this point I can't remember if it was code or
coke.
```
```tcl

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```
```tcl
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(>vv<) " "
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curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
Nazi party!
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
him in the face and if there's one thing this
world needs more of, it's mother fucking
dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
```
```tcl

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```
```tcl
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
second one started spraying everybody with
holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0}
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\
He chose the blesser of two weevils
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```
```tcl
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somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
decided to get a little closer to check it out.
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
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(>vv<) " "
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tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
"ew" again and turned around and ran away.
```
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```tcl
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\
Ed is the standard text editor!
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
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?
?
?
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```
```tcl
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\
You can't fathom the unfathomable.
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
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```tcl
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You can't derstand the understandable!
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```tcl
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So there's this librarian who logged into a
remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep
the chatter down
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
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It was a ssh shh
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```tcl
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\
dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun
stuff in there
```
```tcl
```
```tcl
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(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```tcl
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\
I wonder if i can find something somebody calls
home
```
```tcl

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Also here are some code fences, because we'll need those too:
~~~
:fences '``` s:put nl ;
:fences '```tcl s:put nl ;
~~~
## Input/output

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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
ya see, some people go real fast
and other people they go real slow
yeah that&#39;s it doncha know </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
yeah that&#39;s the real root cause of most
workplace conflict </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow
yeah that’s it doncha know ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>yeah that’s the real root cause of most workplace conflict ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
</item>
<item>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
...and that&#39;s how I became a YAML engineer. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
To be honest, I&#39;m not sure it&#39;s a real job either.
But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
ENGINEERING it! </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>…and that’s how I became a YAML engineer. ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>To be honest, I’m not sure it’s a real job either. But they keep
giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
</item>
<item>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Yeah, me neither. </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>So did you watch the Super Bowl? ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>Yeah, me neither. ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Did you know that one of the very first
television advertisements during the
AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
Budweiser beer? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
PROTO AD! </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements
during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?
```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md</link>
<pubDate>Fri Feb 12 10:38:57 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
All I want is like a small cute remote
information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
listen to the birds and stuff. </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL
somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
listen to the birds and stuff. ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
</item>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md</link>
<pubDate>Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Is there even such a thing as &quot;mainstream&quot;
anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
everybody watched the same nightly news and
listened to the same radio station. And
&quot;counterculture&quot; was growing your hair long
and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
quaint as the idea that there are only two
genders or only two sexes. Kids don&#39;t listen to
rock &amp; roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
speaks directly to them doesn&#39;t exist, they can
invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
little more than a cheap laptop. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
them there are as many small STREAMS and
countercultures as there are individual
people. </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>Is there even such a thing as “mainstream” anymore? I mean it used to
be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to
the same radio station. And “counterculture” was growing your hair long
and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream
vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two
genders or only two sexes. Kids don’t listen to rock &amp; roll to
rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche
sound that speaks directly to them doesn’t exist, they can invent it and
upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.
```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical
infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and
countercultures as there are individual people. ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
</item>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md</link>
<pubDate>Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
was held together with duct tape and kite string
and like it might all come crumbling down if the
wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
process, or if there was anything good about it
all. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So anyway that&#39;s what we call a &quot;hackathon&quot;. The
tech bros invited me to &quot;do some lines&quot; and at
this point I can&#39;t remember if it was code or
coke. </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were
invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all
come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And
there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about
it all. ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>So anyway that’s what we call a “hackathon”. The tech bros invited me
to “do some lines” and at this point I can’t remember if it was code or
coke. ```tcl</p>
]]></description>
</item>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md</link>
<pubDate>Sat Apr 17 11:45:40 2021 -0600</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
fantasy series. It&#39;s by this author who I heard
does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
I&#39;m into that. Anyway the story opens on a
tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
subject to disfigurement because of the family
curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
Nazi party! </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
there will eventually be a classic fantasy
storyline that interweaves with the modern
nazi storyline.
Which means eventually the hero is literally
going ride a dragon to Hitler&#39;s bunker and punch
him in the face and if there&#39;s one thing this
world needs more of, it&#39;s mother fucking
dragons beating the shit out of nazis. </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It’s
by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories,
and I’m into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble
lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family
curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany
during the rise of the Nazi party! ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually
be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi
storyline.</p>
<p>Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to
Hitler’s bunker and punch him in the face and if there’s one thing this
world needs more of, it’s mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of
nazis. ```tcl</p>
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<item>
@ -261,27 +207,22 @@ dragons beating the shit out of nazis. </code></pre>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Dec 1 07:51:43 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
choices. the first one walked in with two
beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
second one started spraying everybody with
holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
He chose the blesser of two weevils
</code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed
it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two
beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started
spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>He chose the blesser of two weevils</p>
<p>```tcl</p>
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<item>
@ -289,35 +230,26 @@ He chose the blesser of two weevils
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00011.md</link>
<pubDate>Thu Feb 3 22:24:58 2022 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some
kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
always the first thing you think when you see
somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
somebody holding a &quot;My Body My Choice&quot; sign and
thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
decided to get a little closer to check it out. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
signs and they were all like, &quot;No Jab! No
Vaccine!&quot; and that&#39;s when I knew I had been
tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
&quot;ew&quot; again and turned around and ran away. </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was
happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards.
Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see
somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a “My Body
My Choice” sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
decided to get a little closer to check it out. ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were
all like, “No Jab! No Vaccine!” and that’s when I knew I had been
tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist
bastards! I said “ew” again and turned around and ran away. ```tcl</p>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00012.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Ed is the standard text editor! </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
?
?
? </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>Ed is the standard text editor! ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>? ? ? ```tcl</p>
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</item>
<item>
@ -349,21 +275,17 @@ Ed is the standard text editor! </code></pre>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00013.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
You can&#39;t fathom the unfathomable. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
You can&#39;t derstand the understandable! </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>You can’t fathom the unfathomable. ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>You can’t derstand the understandable! ```tcl</p>
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</item>
<item>
@ -371,23 +293,18 @@ You can&#39;t derstand the understandable! </code></pre>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00014.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So there&#39;s this librarian who logged into a
remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep
the chatter down </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
It was a ssh shh </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>So there’s this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell
everybody on irc to keep the chatter down ```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>It was a ssh shh ```tcl</p>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00015.md</link>
<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun
stuff in there </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
I wonder if i can find something somebody calls
home </code></pre>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there
```tcl</p>
<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (&gt;vv&lt;) " "</code>tcl</p>
<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
(~~~~) ./) )<br />
(&gt;vv&lt;) ” ”</p>
<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
<p>I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home ```tcl</p>
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